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Disturbing New Trend: the Angry O Face
Posted on 5/1/2014 by Chops
A sexually frustrated Pennsylvania man demonstrates his version of the Angry O Face.

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It seems that some men are dissatisfied with the standard orgasm expression, commonly known as the ''O Face''. In an effort to spice things up in the bedroom, some have decided to deploy a variation called the ''Angry O Face''.

Execution is deceptively simple. Upon reaching orgasm, men will fight tooth and nail with their pleasure circuits to try and convince themselves that what is happening isn't actually pleasurable. They might envision being attacked by a bear or getting caught cheating on their taxes.

Women's reactions are anything but mixed.

''I hate it,'' said every women we asked. ''It's creepy, it's disturbing, it's completely unnecessary.''

While amusing at first, some men are finding that they have completely rewired their brains to think that orgasms are painfully unpleasant.

''I'm a psychological eunuch,'' said one mentally balanced man. ''It's actually refreshing to not think about sex all the time. I'm doing better at work. I'm finding new and interesting hobbies.''

It remains to be seen whether or not the Angry O Face will result in the extinction of the human species. We speculate that it will, much to the delight of every other creature on the planet.

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